no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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