Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
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