i don't like sucking hair
I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
and then I told her I was too drunk. She started to cry, and told me this always happens to her and that she thinks shes ugly. I pretended I was asleep and then she farted.
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
He texted me at 3am that you cut your hand at the bar and were bleeding all over.
I woke up to a text thinking you bled out at a bar, turns out you got your butthole licked.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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