Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
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