So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
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