gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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