Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
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