we're blogging at a bar
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
Randomize
