i just saw a homeless guy running after a pigeon, catch it and put it in his jacket pocket. I'm not sure if the bird is now his pet or dinner!
Omg. Well, welcome to Oakland...
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
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