I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
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