so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
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