is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
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