love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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