the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
Randomize
