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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
God I need to hump something, right now.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
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