"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
The bartender just legitimately thanked me for breaking the cycle of speed metal by playing mmmbop.
i don't think that has ever happened before in the history of man
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
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