the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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