are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
false alarm, still single
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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