I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
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