My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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