hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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