if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
