You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I tried to use my car keys to open my door
I just started a sentence with yellow.
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
soo according to the calendar on my phone, I'm 5 minutes late to have sex with that guy from work. Apparently we planned this, I even set an alarm.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
Randomize
