Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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