oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
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