I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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