Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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