he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
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