shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
You told me that you couldn't come over because you felt like you were gonna die and that houses eat you when you die, and my house couldn't eat you because your house would be jealous. That's when I knew to take the bowl away from you.
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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