I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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