He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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