no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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