saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
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