I'm drive I can fine osifer
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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