mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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