So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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