This girl is more easily done than said...
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
It's never too late to be topless.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
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