So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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