She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
I just made a cocktail. Had one shot of vodka left. It looked lonely so I decided to reunite it with its vodka friends in my bloodstream.
Starting the day at 1:44 in the afternoon. With a hot pocket and a mixer. Who knew my life had this kind of possibility.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
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