why didn't you poke me back
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
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