i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
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