so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
Come share oat with me in your robe
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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