Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
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