You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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