I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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