you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
Randomize
