watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
There r osticjed everywhere
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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