Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
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