i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
Send help, water and tortillas.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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