he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
Randomize
