I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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